March 23, 2017
It's a full-squad Skype pod, as Dave, Sean & Joey discuss the resurgence in NBA fighting, James Harden's attempt to join The Hoopers, San Antonio women, the Tinderization of the NBA, and Jay Mohr's new relationship with Jeanie Buss. Plus we take a deep dive into the Dirkwurst, Matt Barnes battles Matt Barnes, Kristaps Porzingis channels Jonathan Lipnicki, and we explain why "Juwanna Mann" made Michael Jordan draft Jared Jeffries.
(Closing music: "Gangsta," by Troy "T-Hud" Hudson)
March 22, 2017
It's a special bonus Roundball as Sean talks to SF comedian - and basketball mascot expert - Ben Kolina! Ben breaks down the remaining matchups, and explains why the Miami Hurricanes ar ethe most devastating possible mascot. We also talk Info Wars, industrialization, Roger Stone, and the awkwardness of Baylor University playing a tema called the Gamecocks. Who's cutting down the nets? Not the working class!
March 16, 2017
It's an episode for the Big Ballers this week as Dave, Sean & Joey talk about Lavar Ball's one-on-one battle with Michael Jordan, Larry Sanders' return to the NBA, the resting Warriors ruining birthday parties, and the toaster some weirdo sent Klay Thompson to sign. Plus Chandler Parsons is hurt, Ricky Rubio is dominating, and Darko is a 360-pound farmer. Sponsored by George Karl's Junior.
March 10, 2017
Comedian, baller, and Tar Heel superfan Erin Lennox (@ErinDeweyLennox) joins the podcast for a March Madness special that's mostly making fun of Duke. There's listener calls, shining moments, the Phoenix Gorilla, one-on-one with Jason Kidd, the King in the North Hollywood, and J.j. Redick's poetry. Plus the Warriors face a North Carolina All-Star team and we answer the question, "Who's the worst person in America - Richard Spencer, or Grayson Allen?" Sponsored by the Jerry Sloan Conference.
March 7, 2017
The greatest shooter in San Diego State history, Zach Harper (@talkhoops), joins the boys as we discuss the Timberwolves, Sacramento landmarks, Festus Ezeli's cadaver knee, bust names, Cleveland's pyromania, and why voice texts are like dick pics. Plus Zach plays "Fictional Gunner/Actual Gunner" and the Warriors take on a team of guys with devastating knee injuries.
(Closing music: "Ricky Rubio Rap" by T-Pups)
March 3, 2017
The boys react to the Kevin Durant injury and pick the worst injury replacement of all time. Bad hombre Matt Barnes and his hairstyles join the Warriors, Jimmer Fredette forms a Big Four in New Orleans, and we might be living in a computer simulation. The Golden State Warriors face La La Land in a lead-blowing competition, the NBA has its worst rookie class ever, Tom Thibodeau will play you long time, and fake doctor Glenn Rivers has a parasite. Besides Austin. Sponsored by D-Will's Spray-On Hair.
(Closing music, "Alec Baldwin's Voicemail" read by our robot)
February 23, 2017
Julien Rodriguez (@Juicemanji) joins the show for a trade deadline spectacular! We analyze all the deals and the Lakers front office shakeup, play Monopoly with Danny Ainge, and roast Vlade Divac like a Serbian pepper sauce. Dave bets big on Toronto, Sean investigates other NBA conspiracies, and Joey pitches a crazy Adam Silver time-travel Woke-Off scenario. Also the Warriors play the 2017 Brooklyn Nets pick and we find a new job for Charles Oakley: Collecting on loan debts as The Collecting Tree.
(Closing music: Frankie Muniz Twitter, read by a robot)
February 20, 2017
It's an All-Star Weekend special where Dave joins us from New Orleans! We talk about the Saturday night events, learn the truth about Dwyane Wade and sea bass, and debut Roundball Playhouse with a dramatic reading of Kyrie Irving flat-earth speech. Plus an EMERGENCY ADDENDUM POD after the Boogie Cousins trade news breaks. Sean's mom makes a guest appearance and we take a first look at the script for the Uncel Drew movie.
February 15, 2017
Dave, Sean, and Joey go through all the league news - both NBA and G-League. Kevin Durant comes back to OKC, Serge Ibaka is a Raptor and the Orlando Magic should be contracted. We find corporate sponsors for Gatorade league teams, answer reader emails and calls, and go in on actor/DJ Ansel Elgort. Also All-Star Saturday, fracking, Waluigi, Plumlees, Betsy DeVos, and the Warriors have a songwriting competition with Smash Mouth.
(Closing music: 1987 Arizona Wildcats, "Gumbies")
February 13, 2017
Comedian and Celtics fan Mike Mulloy joins Dave, Sean, and Joey to talk about Mike's pilot, Under Armour, Obama in the dunk contest, and Matthew Dellavedova's signature shoe. Plus the Warriors play the '86 Celtics and John Wick, Mike Mulloy puts out a bounty on Spencer Hawes, and we welcome a new sponsor: Charles Oakley sunglasses.